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Sports Care Package Puns

Have a sports fan in your life? Then you'll want to save this list of sports care package puns!

Y’all know I love a good care package pun and am always on the lookout for a chance to incorporate them into a care package. Whether it’s the holidays, a food-themed box or a care package based on a favorite hobby, where there’s a will, there’s a pun. Of course, sports care package puns are some of my favorite and luckily, there are so many to choose from!

Sports Care Package Puns

Baseball:

  • You’re my home run
  • Forget stealing bases, you stole my heart
  • You’re a grand slam
  • I love you – no ifs, ands or bunts
  • Deployment’s a pitch
  • You’re a hit!
  • You’re a catch!

Football:

  • You always have me running back to you
  • I get a kick out of you (also good for soccer!)
  • You’re a touchdown in my playbook

Basketball:

  • I swish you were with me
  • Loving you is a slam dunk
  • I’m head over hoops for you
  • You had me at tip off

Hockey:

  • You’re better than a hattrick
  • Puck deployment
  • I can’t wait to skate into your arms
  • I’d slap that
  • Meet me in the penalty box

Other sports:

  • You’re definitely a keeper (soccer)
  • You’re better than a hole-in-one (golf)
  • You’re a grand slam (tennis)
  • Love means something to me now! (tennis)
  • You’re right up my alley (bowling)
  • You bowl me over (bowling)
  • You’re wheely the best (cycling)
  • I’d weight for you forever (weight lifting)
  • You’re my MVP
  • We make a great team
  • You’re my all-star

What are some of your favorite sports care package puns?

Have a sports fan in your life? Then you'll want to save this list of sports care package puns!

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